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Prince Harry Giving Exclusive Access to Pro Harkle Outlets For 40th Birthday. So…They’ll Be Photoshopping His Bald Head Again Right?

Harry just let the hair go man, you’re embarrassing yourself.

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AndrewPOV
Jun 13, 2024
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Prince Harry is turning 40. In real life at least. In his own mind he’s still a little 12 year old boy that cries at every turn, is in tears every time he’s inconvenienced and will throw a fit every time his fake black wife doesn’t get her way and according to reports The Client is said to be handing out exclusives of his big day to all Pro Harkle publications. So we can expect names like PEOPLE Mag, Page 6, Us Weekly, In Touch to all get the bald gingers photos and videos but….we can definitely make sure they’ll photoshop his bald testicle head just like they always have in the past.

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