When Meghan Markle chose to finally hit “post” on the thirty-second “pregnancy dance” video that rocketed to 50 million views in a matter of days, racking up more eyeballs than some network TV finales. But behind the cringey swaying hips and Harry looking like a moron crossing the screen lies a darker what-if: if the footage was actually shot in 2021 like she says, why did she wait so long to post it? . Why? because that bump looks about as real as Katie Price’s face.