10 Biggest Takeaways from Meghan Markle’s Ridiculous Harper’s Bazar Interview

She truly is the worst ever.

Meghan Markle has returned to the glossy cover circuit and this time, she isn’t just posing it was a full on Glamour Shors session with an article to put out.

In her new Harper’s BAZAAR cover story for the December/January Art Issue, the Duchess of Douche serves up a carefully mixed cocktail of fake vulnerability, fake empowerment, self-praise, and Hollywood sparkle.

But beneath the polished glamour shots photos and the curated quotes, the interview spills more than she likely intended. This is a woman mid-rebrand, mid-identity rewrite, and mid-career recalibration and the clues are all over the page.